Name: Poko Chat
Author: Ilia Usatov

Meet Poko, the local-only chatbot.

Enjoy a playful chat experience without giving up your data. Poko selects prewritten absurdity from a bundled local database using simple intent matching.

Tell me something smart.

A spreadsheet wearing sunglasses would call this a teachable moment.

Can you solve my problem?

I reviewed the situation locally and found a decorative amount of confidence.

Privacy-First Design

No account required
No internet connection needed
No analytics SDKs
No ad trackers
No cloud AI processing
Local chat history only

Poko Club & Riddles

Poko Club is an opt-in kid-friendly mode where only explicitly reviewed, kid-safe content appears. Both modes include interactive riddles that are entirely prewritten and evaluated locally without leaving your device.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a real AI chatbot?

No. Poko Chat is a parody chat app. It selects prewritten local responses from a bundled database and does not use LLMs, neural networks, or cloud inference.

Does it send my messages to a server?

No. Messages are processed locally on your device. The app does not use a backend, remote AI service, analytics endpoint, or account system.

Does it collect analytics?

No. The app does not use analytics SDKs, advertising SDKs, tracking pixels, or crash-reporting SDKs.

Does it require an account?

No. There is no sign-in, no profile, and no remote sync.

Can I use it offline?

Yes. The response database is bundled with the app, so the core chat experience does not depend on an internet connection.

Is Poko Club automatic?

No. Poko Club is opt-in. Content appears there only when it has been explicitly marked as kid-safe.

Is it for advice?

No. The app is for entertainment and parody. It should not be used for medical, legal, financial, safety, career, relationship, emergency, or other serious decisions.