Offline parody chat with Poko.
Poko Chat is a polished iOS chat app that looks suspiciously intelligent, then answers with prewritten local jokes. No real AI, no internet, no tracking, and no data collection.
No longer available on the App Store
Poko Chat has been retired from sale. If you already have it installed, it keeps working, and this page stays up for reference and support.
Enjoy a playful chat experience without giving up your data. Poko selects prewritten absurdity from a bundled local database using simple intent matching.
A spreadsheet wearing sunglasses would call this a teachable moment.
I reviewed the situation locally and found a decorative amount of confidence.
Poko Club is an opt-in kid-friendly mode where only explicitly reviewed, kid-safe content appears. Both modes include interactive riddles that are entirely prewritten and evaluated locally without leaving your device.
No. Poko Chat is a parody chat app. It selects prewritten local responses from a bundled database and does not use LLMs, neural networks, or cloud inference.
No. Messages are processed locally on your device. The app does not use a backend, remote AI service, analytics endpoint, or account system.
No. The app does not use analytics SDKs, advertising SDKs, tracking pixels, or crash-reporting SDKs.
No. There is no sign-in, no profile, and no remote sync.
Yes. The response database is bundled with the app, so the core chat experience does not depend on an internet connection.
No. Poko Club is opt-in. Content appears there only when it has been explicitly marked as kid-safe.
No. The app is for entertainment and parody. It should not be used for medical, legal, financial, safety, career, relationship, emergency, or other serious decisions.